Saturday, September 27, 2014

According to legend...

As Alice and I were walking down from the viewing bridge at Multnomah Falls yesterday, she told me a spooooky tale.

Alice: #eldritch voice# According to legend... Now Mom, this might not make you happy, but every 2 years...

Me: What happened every two years, Alice?

Alice: #eldritch voice again# well, every 2 or 3 years...

Me: What happened every 2 or 3 years, Alice?

Alice: I need a few minutes to think about it.

Then later when we were in the bathroom together:

Me: whew! My bladder has been telling me for a while that I needed to pee.

Alice: mine, too!

Me: do you think they speak the same language, our 2 bladders?

Alice: well they ARE both american.

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